Friday, February 13, 2009

THINGS ''NOT TO DO'' ON VALENTINE DAY!!

Well, everyone of us know what to do on valentine's day, but many commit errors which might have sounded a little insane, but they are grave errors!!

Here are a few "not to do" things to remember on valentine's day:

1. Do not wish just one girl/boy on valentine's day. Wish as many as you could and make it simple( you cannot know on which side luck strikes!)

2.Do not let the other people know that u are wishing everyone else. Make each greetings unique !

3. Do not leave comments on her/his blog or anywhere on her/his public web pages. Instead write stick notes and paste it on their car door handle(where only she can see it) or any where creative(not on her office seat or on her dupatta!lol!!)

4. Have people to greet overseas? Do send them a voice mail(again internet messages sucks!) saying that u are thinking about them(even if it was a lie).

5. Try not taking her out on valentine's day. Instead do it the next day or the day after(if u are successful) and explain to her that every moment with her is a valentine's day, not only Feb 14th!(Man, she will fall for this one!)

6. Valentine's day is celebrated every year, not like the Football world cup which comes once in four years! So, if you couldn't get any dates this year, you might next time!!

7. Treat yourself one valentine's day(Self love is the best love!). Don't shower her with your over love!! Do greet others over the phone to show that there is a world without her!( for relationships with attitude!)

PS : These rules apply to only those who are single. Married/committed people, play safe!

Friday, August 15, 2008

The Colours Of INDIA

The Colours Of INDIA


"Tamils"are always proud to be Tamizhs; Pretty courteous (that is what they think, at least!). They speak yenglish but sorry, no indi (Hindi)saar...what da??.The more common Madarasi (chennaisi..., now?) is an ardent fan of kireeketmatches.

Their counterparts in Bombay think they live in America but speak Hinglish like ...are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya Ill go akela!" And
they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in Hindi Grammar
.

Thamizhs, are verrry lecky to have "simble" neighbours in the "keralites"who are a komblex race of peoblle (they migrated around 2000 B.C. from the middle east, I guess; and now even the Sheikhs feel wary of them) but they eat a lot of chooclyte and own 99.998765% of chai shops in the world and form 99.89% of nursing community.

Not far begind the kerals is the "telugu desam", who are totally againesht flaunting their wealthu to the woruldu, though they occasionally come out withu brick red shirtsu and parrot green pantsu Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can always findu them judgingu, probhingu, queschioningu othersu ....)

The Canadians, excuse me, the "Kannadigas" aor (are) the coolest dobun When it comes to Rajkumar (actor), if a fly sits on his nose,
they'll burn the entire city of Bengaloroo to kill the fly! To hell with
Silicon valley ! I-ron, firshtu, girlu, Lasht Bussu, roadu, crickeatu,
filamu are some of their favourites
.

"Maharashtrians" are a conservative, confused, complex lot-kar. -Kar, that is because gavasakar, tendulkar, bahulkar,.. confused that is because sitting in southern part of India they would ask the other person "are you from Maharashtra or from south India ..?" and genuinely wonder why the other person takes some time to answer the question. They like the principles of pheejix and their favourite character in the alphabet is Zay (god knows where that came from). Although soft, peace loving people but they elect the shivsena to rule them.

And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the "Gujjubhais". They like to keep kes in the benk and their favourite past time is eating snakes(snacks)like paav bhaji, masala papad and pijja at the local snake bar. They gobble down palak sev like their life depends on it and believe in the brotherhood and sisterhood of man and woman (everybody is a bhai or a ben).

If you go further eesht, the land uf Udissa - the land of irron ("r"
unsilent) where sombalpuroa and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The people are bery cordial and if you are Vikram they bill soorly ask your name starts from B or Bhe. They do not sout, sam or soot but occasnally bawsh their phace at the wasbashin. James Bond Mohanty in our colleze had a roll nomber jero, jero,sebhen.


Bengalees

are bery bery similor, but or bery proud oph Subas Chondro Boash and Shoatyojit Roy (I used to know a director by name Satyajit Ray who was also pretty good) and eberybody is X da. I used to habe a friend by name.Dada. Bonder...neber mind. Bot I most conphess, Roshgollas are bery goooood, tho!

Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India (if not in the universe!). How we wish they grow up the same way,...but... And Biharees are bery phond of Laloo and Ranchi , isse bhadiya tumre pass koochi hai kaa?! spit spit...

Punjabis
are very sweet and aggressive and offer Rotti Shotti Khayega! to which I once replied No. He said Tage itu, yaar! By Godu! Surjeetu, what happenedu, oi?!. Then of course, everybodys a paappe or a kaakke. Thats Pnjab for you.

And Kashmir (called Cashmir by many, may be because of the amount of cash spent to keep it in India )?!? I know Roja (or Roza?)was shot (I mean filmed) somewhere nearby...

But at the end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is in
Sunnyvale , CA ; Birmingham , UK ; UmmAl Quwain, UAE or Serangoon Road ,
Singapore , ask them who they are and you'll get just one answer ---
"INDIANS"

AFTER ALL HUM SAAB EK HAIN!!

RIGHT....................

Monday, June 16, 2008

First Time Love......

For the first time in my dismal life

I feel love flow in my heart
the same heart once thought cold and lifeless
fills with glorious joy and happiness
because of a man
whose spirit is full of passion
he brings happiness to my sad existence
I have never know love until now
because of the way he touched my heart
took hold of my depressed soul
and showed me the beauty of life's wonders
everything that i thought impossible
all seems to be within my grasp
I see everything in a new light
because of something I thought unworthy to feel
to feel love's tender kiss
and I bask in its beauty so
because of the feelings of a man,
whom I would love now and 'til
my heart beats its final note to life's great song.......

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Can We Still Be Friends ?????

I was cold and hurting
lost out in the night
wandering and searching
for heavens light

I saw the night sky clearing
when you spread your rainbow wings
but little did i know
what joy you would bring

From the moment on
a friendship did start
you kissed away my tears
and sheltered my heart

I bless the day GOD
sent him from above
but then i grow fearful
for i had fallen in love

I told you this feeling
You said you liked our friendship
amd that's how it would stay

I cried for a friendship i thought i lost
but then felt your warm ,gentle hand
that by my side you'll forever stand..........

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Can I Love You......?????

I gave my heart to you
i set my standards high
i laid my eyes on you
i laughed and cried with you
i told you my hopes and dreams
my love and fears

My tears i shed all over your shoulder
in the end
i came to see that you were
the only guy i could ever trust
when i see you
my face lights up with asdiration and happiness
when we talk s from you

i have the feeling of love in my heart
in my mind i say "you dont mean a thing"
in my words i say "{you are just a friend"
but in the deep end of my heart
i think of only you

when i tell you my expectations of a guy
you tell me never to fall short of what i want
but only one thing stands in the way-
you are a friend.

Can I still love you the way that I do??????

Friday, June 13, 2008

Until We Meet (by Syreeta Elie)

Until we meet
My nights will be a little colder
My days a little shorter
My heart will beat a little less rapid
Until we meet
I know that my arms will be empty
My mind hurting from the constant thought of you
Minutes will seem to be hours
Hours will seem to be months
While months will seem like eternity
Until we meet
The stars in the sky will not affect me
with its gleaming sparkles of life
Until I am gazing at them in your arms
And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing
Until it is you that I share the my food with
And Until we meet
I will not feel whole
My world will seem incomplete
Until that wonderful day
When our eyes make first contact
And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind
The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song
"Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you."

Thursday, June 12, 2008

You Were Not There......

I heard your voice calling me at night,
your presence was in the air
I let you come near and hold my hands
and take me anywhere
you held me tight as i started i cry
and told me not to fear
you said you'd never leave me again
forever you'd stay near
with new hope emerging in mind
i hooked into your eyes
the pain in my heart had melted away
i'd forgotten all your lies,
i hugged you,and i closed my eyes
thinking about love and care
i opened my eyes to awake from the dreams
i saw you were not there.........

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The Viking......

A powerful radiance is felt instantly,
flames of passion dance in his eyes,
he makes my heart ache with desire
his words are music to my soul
that fill me with love and longing,
his mind holds the wisdom of the ancients
his heart holds compassion and love
his lips holds a promise of sensual delights
his arms provide security and warmth
he is humble as a begger on the street
yet as noble as a viking chief
there is a sense of mystery about him
but his life he has opened for me to see
he is truely a wonderful and amazing man
he is the best of all my dreams
i will love him throughout eternity
with not part but with all that is me.........

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Budding Love Bird

I miss u.
Long the day,
When i met you.
God bless me with a friend like you.
It's all the love and concern,
that i've for you.
To have you,
as if my dream come true.
In this materialistic world,
I find you...So,Different 'd so pure.
Getting you as if my dream come true.
Perfact person to give a thought.

Lucky do i, that i've you.
Don't ever leave me,
I wanna be with you.
With all my heart,
i miss u.
I don't know much,
but yes, this is true.
Nothing gonna change my luv for you.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Love Massage 4 You

I love you more than the heaven,
more than the stars.
Your beauty is greater than one thousand red roses.

And I want to thank you
for bringing the splendor of a
garden full of roses to my life.

When you're near I forget all my strife.

You changed my life for the better,
and I treasure you
and our love.
I truly believe you
were sent to me from above.
I know it's not nearly enough,
but here are one hundred and four roses for you.
In celebration of our love.

Wherever you go;
No matter what you do,
Remember that I love you!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

An Aproach

Lull me love, into a deep, mahogany sleep,
And cease the breath past the oceans deep.
Wine my eyes, so startled, fixed, in sane.
The glories lost, the lustrous cravings plain.

Flare my heart with psalms and elegies.
The tainted harp and hushed melodies.
Oh! Trace my grace in solemn solitude,
In meadows grey and darkening quietitude.

For dead is the soul, the heart in agony pays.
The reminiscence of those doting days.
The hearth, now ashes, warmed the icy manes.
�Tis gone!� they cried, �tis all but in vain.�

The gloom entraps the world of seasoned calm,
No virtuous morn can now afford a balm.
I in grave, the world round me� live
The fate of care, alas! is but to die.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Deep Love Delight

In the bright moonlight,
with no fear or fright,
I'll show you all my heart,
with my deep love and delight.

Its better for you to go with me,
It'll give you a moment light,
to think about the times to come,
which'll give our bond strength and sight,
with my deep love and delight.

Don't procrastinate your any thought,
It'll make you future out of the sight,
just do whatever you think is right,
But,I'm here to look for you,
with my deep love and delight.

I want you to be with me,
all the day and all the night,
to share my feelings which I've for you,
I'll give you every moment of my life,
with my deep love and delight.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Deepest Desire

So the breaking dawn of my love begins
As the sun sets in the West
I am overwhelmed with a burning desire
A desire locked down deep inside
One that cannot be concealed anymore
I long for one sweet kiss to quench my thirst
I long for one tender touch that will last a lifetime
At the end of it all you are my deepest desire!
I love you not today nor tomorrow but forever!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

STORY OF A LONELY GIRL LOOKING FOR LOVE.

I walk past your door
I send a special prayer
To the room we both adore
And though my mind is in there with you
My body takes me home.

I wish for a love
But have none of my own

So welcome me love
My name is lonely
I tell you boy
I think of you only

In times when we have trouble
And we left each other down
I know we can make it babe
Just as long as you�re around

So welcome me love
My name is lonely
I tell you baby
I think of you only
only ..

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Wondering

When night is drawing near.
And in the shadows of your room
The walls around you disappear.
I wonder if in your quiet thoughts
Your dreams of me are anymore.
When in the silent, velvet blue
The moon is tapping at your door.
I wonder if the shining stars
That dangle from the clouds above
Reminds you of my whispered words
In promise of eternal love.
I wonder of the lonely light
That breaks upon the early dawn
Still holds a tender memory for now
So long I have been gone.
I wonder if you dream of me
When the cloudless skies are blue
Because across each day and night
My thoughts are constantly of you.

DEEP INSIDE MY HEART

I wish I had the strength to tell thee
About all the things that scare me,
But one thing I know is true
Is that I can never have you.
For a few long years I have known you,
For a few short months I have loved you.
There is something I cannot decide,
How should I really feel inside?
I think of you all day and night,
And people say "it?s just not right".
Because what I feel comes from inside,
This is something that should not hide.
To me you say that I am only a friend,
But that friendship will last until the End.
But to me you are indeed so much more,
In fact the one I?ve been waiting for.
Oh how much I wish that you could see
You are the right one for me.
I know you may not want to know,
But I must tell you that I love you so.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH....

Thoughts of you run through my head
Every minute, every hour, of everyday
At night I wake with such a fright
Dreaming of you not being there
What would I do if you were gone
You are thought of in every emotion
When I smile it is because you have brightened my day
When I cry it is because you are not there
When I frown it is because you are sad
When I laugh I am laughing with you
When I am happy it is because I know you are there
Please know you are my reason for living
You are in the deepest part of my heart
Just remember and always know,
You are the love of my life
No one else means more to me than you!

Monday, June 2, 2008

Read But Write More...

Read But Write More,
Talk But Think More,
I Promise You Will Succeed For Sure.
Order But Serve More,
Quarrel But Agree More,
I Promise You Will Be Loved For Sure.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Endless Dream...

Another day had pass,
my feelings are still the same.
It has been a while,
since I've said your sweet name.

Why is it like this?
What did I do wrong?
When will these feelings end?
I've waited far too long.

My thoughts are fading,
the answers I can't find.
Oh! how can I get,
you out of my mind?

The words are running out,
there's nothing else to do.
But to wait and to hope,
that I'll get over you.

Can my heart move on,
without another tear?
Will my emotions heal,
if you come near.

If these feelings die,
as it flows to the stream.
Will I ever wake up,
from this endless dream?

Friday, May 30, 2008

My Dream

I wanted to see the world

through your eyes,
a world happy and cheerful,
I wanted to make you
my life eternal and lasting
where happiness would be lasting
I wanted to dream of
an existence with your presence
where love would be perpetual
I wanted to see the world
smile thorugh your smiles
where smiles would surpass the sorrows.
I wanted to sing a song in your name
the name that would live forever
I wanted your nearness and
the warmth from you.
where your presence will never end
I wanted to become a part of you
and you a part of me.
when we will remain undivided...